I tell you, girls are here on Earth to fart
around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
She couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean
My philosophy when dating a girl is to just fart
Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old
hag now. I'm just an old fart.
This girl is so dumb she can't fart and chew gum
at the same time.
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