Girl Fart Quotes

• I tell you, girls are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.       
   

• She couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.
   

• My philosophy when dating a girl is to just fart right away.
   

• Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
   

• This girl is so dumb she can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

More Fart Quotes?  Please send them to me?  Thanks.